JONAH HILL
He's a hill.
Jonah. Hill.
Two words. Read them again. It's right there.
Jonah
A man. Glasses. Nice hair. Looking at something just past your shoulder.
Hill
A hill. Grass on it. Sits in the countryside. Does not move.
Jonah Hill
A man who is a hill. That's the whole thing. There is nothing else.
How the hill happened
Three days. One podcast clip. One landform.
He said he'd annihilate you
Jonah Hill goes on SmartLess, talks about years of Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and warns that anyone still calling him the fat guy from Superbad would get annihilated. His wife, he notes, has gently reminded him he is a comedian.
The timeline had thoughts
Within a day every fight account online had filed an opinion. Gyms weighed in. Somebody asked how he'd do against a Navy SEAL. Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo, for the record, had said years ago that the man looks good.
Then somebody read the name
Jonah. Hill. It had been sitting there the whole time. No one has annihilated anyone. The hill remains undefeated, mostly by standing still.
The coin is the hill
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No roadmap. A hill doesn't go anywhere.
No utility. It's a pun with a contract address.
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Flappy Jonah
Hills aren't supposed to fly. Keep him up anyway.
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